Some helpful tips for assimilating to seniorhood.

1. Hawaiian shirt. The louder the better. Helps identify you, especially in crosswalks.
2. Cargo shorts. Because carrying your wallet in your back power is agony on your sciatica.
3. Sandals. Socks optional but recommended because even you don’t want to see your toenails.
4. Ponytail. Optional depending on whether you have enough hair left to rock it.
5. Beard. Because who wants to walk around with bits of toilet paper stuck to your face.